the cherry popper
This is the first post for the opinionation.
If I were so inclined, I would make some comments on what I hope this space to become, or even tell an opening joke to lighten the mood.
But I won't.
I will instead tell you that unless I personally have directed you here at this time, you have accidentally found this empty shell of a blog. You probably found it because I have tagged this post with the word "Prostitute". I'm sorry. And no, I wont tell your mother.
That would be the more likely scenario unless of course you are reading this in the future and above this post are hours of entertaining anecdotes and pieces of comedic gold.
If in the event that there ARE hours of entertaining posts above this one and STILL only stumbled upon this because I tagged this post with the word "Prostitute" and "Virgin" (sorry again), then I forgive you. Now empty your fucking wallet and leave...Dad.
- db
