…all creatures great and small (almost)
When thinking about animal welfare I am reminded of a Jane's Addiction lyric which, in this case, is taken out of context.
"How you treat the weak is your true nature calling"
I am a proud pit-bull/Staffy mix owner. Her name is Safron or Saffy for short.
I have owned and spent time with countless dogs over my nigh on 24 years on this planet and I don't stutter when I say that out of ALL the dogs I have known and know I would trust Saffy alone with my, and others, children alone without hesitation.
Please don't mistake my love for Saffy as ignorance. I am aware she is a powerful breed, and to generalize has two "dangerous" breeds in her. My fiancee is an animal lover that works in the animal industry, dealing with dangerous to benign dogs/cats/sheep/whatever day in and say out.
Even without having Saffy in my life, I am a strong - militant even- believer that when it comes to animals nurture would often override nature.
For example, my sister owns a cocker spaniel dog - a breed notorious for being loving, loyal and great with kids.
If I had a dollar for every time her dogs went to, or verbally threatened to kill me - I would be a millionaire. I wouldn't leave her alone with her own shadow - frankly put I think she is a very dangerous dog - beautiful - but dangerous.
I also think the way my sister and parents coddle that dog even when it's behaving badly is the number one reason she is, for all intents and purposes, a bad dog.
If they treated her like we would treat our dogs, if they showed unreasonable aggression towards another person, I honestly believe there would be no issue.
We also have a little toy fox terrier named Cherry-Bomb. When we rescued her from a shelter she was dog aggressive to say the least. A day or two after seeing her "interact" with our existing pets, we second guessed ourselves - what if we had made a mistake? She is too dangerous.
Through training and a bastardized version of dog behavior therapy I am happy to report that Cherry-Bomb presents absolutely no aggression towards dogs, in fact if anything, she is almost too submissive now and is prone to being bullied by other dogs.
I know what you are thinking: Sure, you got one good pit-bull mix - but what about all the other truly dangerous ones?
And that is my point exactly.
The fact that I have a "good one" shows that not all pit-bulls are bad. I will make the assumption that anyone reading this is also a rational person. You are already aware of that fact and can probably point out hundred if not thousands of pit-bull and pit-bull mixes that don't pose a threat or in their life never posed a threat to anyone.
To do a blanket ban on this or any other breed is not only morally wrong but also a disgusting use of the power we wield being the top parasite on this planet.
Do not get me wrong, in the wrong hands "powerful breed" like pit-bulls, rottweilers, shar peis and even german shepards can be very dangerous.
Make no mistake, banning any or all of these breeds will not fix the issue. For example, in Victoria a pure bred pit-bull is already a restricted breed - a normal person shouldn't be able to get their hands on a pure pit-bull (mixes are exempt, for now). Knowing someone in the industry, after this "restriction" was put in place, what do you think happened?
"Reported" attacks went down
and
Registration of such dogs went down
Success yes? Hardly. Reported attacks went down due to either threats/bribes from the dogs owner or compassion on the part of the victim.
Registrations went down and the black market/illegal breeding and sales went up.
Shelters still get as many pit-bulls than they did before, they now just have to destroy them all - even if they are sweet and harmless.
This would be a great example of Government not thinking ahead, but it wasn't only the figureheads that pushed that and any any future legislation through.
It has been driven by the victims and, puzzlingly the RSPCA.
To the victims of pit-bull attacks, I offer my sympathy. The individual dog that attacked you, your child or your animal should be dealt with. The circumstances of the attack should be scrutinised and if the dog behaved in an unreasonable way, then the appropriate action should be taken - but, and I hate to use over emotional arguments, what does that have to do with my Saffy? Other than the fact you deny her right to existance because another dog hurt you?
I don't want to sound like PETA here, but doesn't this sound/look like genocide based on prejudice? Does no one else have a problem with this?
Which brings me to the most hypocritical, media loving organization I know of - the RSPCA. the following is an excerpt form The Age article today:
The Victorian RSPCA’s president, Dr Hugh Wirth, says the dogs are a menace and are not suitable as pets for anyone.
"They are time bombs waiting for the right circumstances,’’ Dr Wirth said.
"All creatures great and small" indeed! Not only is Dr Wirth(less) ignorant but he is also utterly wrong and he more than anyone should know not to generalize about dogs - or any other species.
Before I conlude I touched on the idea of "unreasonable" behavior, and I'd like to explain what I mean.
- If a dog is in his own yard, and someone enters uninvited and gets attacked - that is a reasonable response, and the dog should not be destroyed for this.
- If a dog is with their owner and someone acts in a threatening way towards the owner and the dog attacks the dog should not be destroyed for this.
- If a dog has attacked someone or something and there is no logical reason for the attack to occur, like the dog escaping it's yard, running to the nearest park and jumping the nearest child then it would be ruled that in this instance the dog acted in an unreasonable fashion and the appropriate measures should take place.
Another point I haven't touched on is the "function" of a breed. Most breeds we know today has happened due to artificial selection made by humans.
An argument made against pit-bulls is that they were bred to fight and have no other function - therefore they must be destroyed.
This argument simply doesn't work, as the function of a Beagle is to hunt foxes and the function of a Jack Russell is to hunt rabbits in their burrows - but nobody calls for their destruction and their "function" is just as violent as the "function" of the pit-bull.
The Pit-bull lovers website sums it all up better than I could with their Ten Facts About Pit Bulls Every One Should Know
1. Pit Bulls are commonly used as therapy dogs. Whether they are visiting a senior care facility or helping someone recover from an emotional accident, Pit Bulls are making a mark as outstanding therapy dogs.
2. Pit Bulls are used in Search and Rescue work. One example of well known SAR Pit Bulls is Kris Crawford and her dogs. Kris and her dogs have helped save the lives of many people during their efforts. http://www.ForPitsSake.org
3. Pit Bulls serve as narcotic and bomb sniffing dogs. One Pit Bull, Popsicle (named that because he was found in an old freezer) has the largest recorded single drug find in Texas history. Read more about Popsicle here. Including how he found over 3,000 lbs of cocaine in Hildago, Texas.
4. Pit Bulls are great with kids. They weren't referred to as the "nanny's dog" for nothing that's for sure.
5. Pit Bulls are not human aggressive. The American Pit Bull Terrier as a breed is not human aggressive. In fact, quite the opposite is true of the breed. They are gentle and loving dogs. Like any dog individuals can be unsound and have behavior problems.
6. The Pit Bull was so popular in the early 1900's they were our mascot not only in World War One, but World War Two as well. They were featured on recruiting and propoganda posters during this time period.
7. Sgt. Stubby. A Pit Bull war hero. Stubby was wounded in action twice, he saved his entire platoon by warning them of a poison gas attack and he single handedly captured a German spy.
8. Pete the Pup on the orginal Little Rascals was a Pit Bull.
9. Pit Bulls score an 83.4% passing rate with the American Temperament Test Society. That's better than the popular Border Collie (a breed who scores 79.6%). View the ATTS stats here.
10. They are dogs not killing machines.
In conclusion, this issue is a fear driven campaign perpetrated by the media. Fear sells product and keeps us distracted from real issues - like Police corruption, a failing health system and the mispending of 44 million dollars of taxpayers wages on a stupid race that costs more money than it makes.
Anyone who has ever owned animals knows that each animal has it's own personality. We can not and should not treat an entire breed as if it works as one.
So, what is the solution?
It's quite simple. In order to adopt a powerful breed, potential owners must sit through and complete a short course (two evenings) on owning and training a dog. By adopting one of these breeds, they agree to and are subject to heavy fines if the dog is ever found outside their property without a lead and or supervision. They are also subject to heavy fines and possible criminal charges if their dog attacks anyone - human or not - in an unreasonable fashion.
By placing rules like the ones I stated it should ensure that the people owning these dogs think about it carefully before proceeding.
It wouldn't stop me, but as I hopefully have made clear - I am a responsible pet owner.
In any case, a blanket ban of any breed is not the answer to a problem, when the problem lies in the owners, not the animal.
Anyone want to argue?
- db
Green Extreme
"The Greens have the planet in mind, the government has the polluters in mind"
Through my own readings of the Greens party, I have come to the same conclusion many Australians have:
The Greens are batshit crazy.
Today the Greens released their response to the Governments proposed Greenhouse gas reduction scheme. Compared to the Governments pathetically and laughably weak 5 - 25% target, the Greens have proposed the target should be a 40% reduction by 2020.
They propose removing any tax benefits for purchasing motor vehicles instead placing the money in our broken, privatised public transport system.
I propose that the money saved from the grants and tax benefit schemes be placed instead from ALL cars, be placed on Hybrid/Electric cars only.
If we were to aim for the 40% target, that would be only reducing our emissions by 3.63% a year. If we were to divert all resources to building "green" power pants and heavily cut the cost of houses taking up solar powered hot water systems, or indeed their entire power needs, this would not only be relatively easy but also create a brand new seemingly perpetual industry that would employ thousands if people. It would also cut our need for oil for fuel, greatly reducing our cost of living and inflation.
Could it be that this time the Greens aren't batshit crazy?
Almost.
The Greens also want:
- "Smart meters" on all homes to "control" power usage.
- Cut fuel credits for companies
- Ban wood-chipping in native forests*
Yeah they're still batshit crazy, but maybe we can take some of their not-so-batshit-crazy ideas and implement them.
5 - 25% is ridiculous and a blowjob-in-legislature to our biggest polluters.
-db
*I never understand these hippies that can't comprehend that wood-chipping companies aren't in it for the short gain, they plant as many if not more new trees to sustain their livelihoods.
Hey Hey, Red Faced
Last night saw the last of the reunion specials by the iconic Austrlalian television show Hey Hey it's Saturday.
I, for one, was happy to see it "back" as it conjured up all sorts of childhood memories and made me realise that my family did have "family time" - and it was watching this show.
If you are living in Australia now you'd know that we have been bombarded by a certain skit that was shown during the "Red Faces" segment.
For those unfamiliar with the segment, think of it as an "Australias Got Talent" segment, butthe point is (usually) to make people laugh by being... embarrassing.
Usually, there is three acts that come on and the are scored from one to ten by two guests and Red Symons, the guitarist of the Hey Hey band.
Think of Red as the original Simon Cowell - sarcastic, rude and mean - it usually makes for fantastic television.
Last night featured a "nostolgia" act by a group called the "Jackson Jive".
The act featured five men in blackface dancing as a Michael Jackson impersonator, in "whiteface", sings a song. This act was a repeat of the same act the performers did on Red Faces in 1989 - a full 20 years earlier.
As soon as they came out, I cringed. The act wasn't good, at all and to top it off I swear I could here the collective thoughts of a nation as they thought "Is this racist?"
The answer is....yes (kinda).
At the end of the act, the first guest judge, Harry Connick Jr voiced his offence to the act and scored them a 0/10. And rightly remarked:
‘If they turned up like that in the United States, it’d be like Hey Hey There's No More Show.’
This has since caused a worldwide buzz about the show - for all the wrong reasons.
But here in Australia, the reactions are - strangley mixed.
On one side of the fence are the people saying "It was racist, it was wrong, it was awkward" and on the other side are people saying "It was a joke, it wasn't serious, PC has gone mad"
Some opinions defending the skit remark how it was a reprise of their act from 20 years ago, an act which won that particular segment.
As true as that may be, it really isn't an excuse. What was "OK" twenty years ago, certainly isn't today.
As for political correctness gone mad, well you have a slight point. The boys performing cerntainly an obviously didn't mean to offend, but they also kinda did. Blackface is racist and is offensive. No question.
When Hey Hey announced it was coming back for two reunion shows,the rumours began of a complete re-instatement of the show. Channel Nine and the host Daryl Somers had said that if it goes well and rates well, they will think about it.
With the exception of this sketch it did go well and rated more than anyone thought possible. The reaction to this, however, has put questions on the show returning.
It was a mistake, a big one or as Maury Fields might of said - a bloody big one. The talent booking team for Red Faces, are probably in a spot of bother, but it shouldn't have any bearing on a possible decision on the show's future.
As offensive as it was and is, if and idiot such as Kyle Sandilands gets chance after chance after, well, chance and is STILL on the air than Hey Hey should have no issue returning.
To pull any chance of the show's return because of one offensive sketch would by hypocritical and sad.
I'd like to think that in today's world we can get offended and where offense clearly wasn't intended or foreseen we can forgive and move on.
Right now I am on the "awkward and wrong" side of the fence, but if the show is pulled because of this then I will be the first person flying the "PC gone mad" flag, trust me.
What did you think? Right?, Wrong?, Indifferent?
- db
Dictator more popular than Opposition Leader
So it turns out that Malcolm Turnbull is hated by more Australians than Kim Jong Il, The Queen, Steve Fielding and God.
In a recent poll by Zoo Weekly Turnbull came No.4 out of Australia's 50 People We Hate list.
Now, it wouldn't be shocking for the Liberal party to go back on it's word, but they have stated that they won't drop Turnbull before the election.
The big question is, if you were in charge of the party going up against, a fallible yet uber-popular Kevin Rudd, would you choose Turnbull to run against him?
Not that anybody should take this poll very seriously, I mean it is Zoo Weekly and when asked "Who is a person you hate" people answered Twitter and Mexicans. We aren't talking about the brightest demographic here.
But in all seriousness, who have the Liberals got?
It's nothing personal against Turnbull, I kind of like him, but obviously the people don't like him.
Joe Hockey, the Delta Goodrem loving buffoon?
Tony Abbott, the freedom hating, God fearing douche?
Julie Bishop, a Dusty Spingfield fan?
Peter Costello?
ah
There it is.
It seems the one person who, right now, would have a hope of beating Kevin Rudd is the one person who cannot run.
Not that I Support the liberals.
If he does decide to return, he will face heavy scrutiny as he has denied wishing to be Liberal leader far too many times. Oh, and because he is a douche.
Right now, with an election run only a year and a bit away and double dissolution looming there seems to be no stopping the KRudd juggernaut, and that is a very sad thing indeed.
-db
EDIT 7/10/2009 -
Just to show me up and prove me wrong, the grinch that stole christmas has resigned. Asshat.