Worst. Movie. Ever.
This is just a little mini opinionation for the moment, but please do not be disheartened! I have resigned from my crappy job and the new job I have allows me more time to focus on things in the opinionationsphere!
I promise things will start moving again very soon.
Well, things moving that I'm pushing.
For a list of things Mandy could be doing at the moment, please refer to this previous post.
I watched a movie last night; a movie that I am quite certain is the worst movie I have ever seen.
You know how some movies are so bad that they are almost... good?
Well this wasn't one of those. This movie was so bad that it angered me more than watching A Current Affair or the "News"
I am referring to the aptly titled: Disaster Movie
Now I didn't exactly go into this movie with high hopes of anything intelligent or clever, I have watched Epic Movie and Date Movie and almost sat through the entire trailer of Superhero Movie, so I knew what I was getting into.
After sitting through this...this... thing, I wanted to get a plane to Hollywood so I could meet one of the writers and break their hands, so they would never write again.
I tweeted about this a little bit but it didn't end there, I found myself thinking about how bad this movie was, I tried to laugh about how bad it was, but I couldn't - it was just... terrible.
I didn't giggle, laugh or even crack a smile throughout the ENTIRE EXPERIENCE.
This blog isn't exactly helping to exercise my hatred of this waste of space, but I would like to know if:
a) I'm alone
and
b) Do you know a movie that could be worse than it?
If you haven't seen the movie DON'T.
If you do anyway DO NOT SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.
If you are dumb enough to purchase a DVD of this crap after reading this, I suggest you try your hardest to offload it to someone else.
I would suggest that one illegally procure it, but you would be better off downloading 2girls1cup 75 times and watching it, at least it will hold your attention and has some resemblance of a plot.
I am so mad right now, I want an apology from everyone involved with the production of what I believe is THE 100% WORST MOVIE EVER.
- db
September 2nd, 2009 - 23:24
I haven’t seen this but I had to comment anyway. These movies are so unbelievably stupid they hurt. I don’t know how ANYONE can find any of these _______ Movies at all entertaining or worth the time invested to watch them.
They are beyond terrible and are absolutely infuriating! Saying they cater to the lowest-common-denominator is an embarrassment to the lowest-common-denominator. There is no humor in any of them and it makes me so incredibly angry that studios, writers, producers, directors, etc all think the general population is so stupid, this is what passes as entertainment.
Ugh…this is exactly why I rarely go to movies and, when I do, it’s because someone else is paying. Hollywood needs to be flushed out and rebooted. If it’s not one of these “movies” their squeezing out of their collective blown-out anus, it’s a remake of yet another movie that doesn’t need to be remade.
September 14th, 2009 - 23:20
What were you watching A Current Affair for, its flat out shit anyway. Good on you though for leaving fosters and the fuckhead that was the boss there. I worked there for 4 months and by fuck it is never ever going to be on my resume.