There really is NOTHING like Australia
http://www.nothinglikeaustralia.com/index.htm
I hope you watched that. Above is the latest "campaign ad" to lure foreigners suffering a financial crisis to our lands.
At the website for "There's nothing like Australia" there has been a call for everyday (read: drunk, narcissistic and deluded) Aussies to submit there own images that live up to the new slogan. If you browse the website, there is the usual crop of barefoot bikini clad airheads and beaches, but I feel the REAL Australia isn't being represented, so I'm taking the lead.
I have no idea if I'm taking the lead or not, but I'm claiming it.
*CLEARS THROAT*
Ahhhh, Australia - There is NOTHING LIKE IT!
... where else can one take in a lovely beach...
... AND be part of racial violence?
...Where else can an idiot become a laughing stock...
...AND still be paid?
And where else can one witness a member of a democratic party....
...behaving like a post Orwellian, gerbil stuffing, white trash despot?
Ahhh, yes It is Australia! Come one, come all! We welcome people from every land and ethnicity to our multicultural society!
SO, Where the bloody hell are you? Get your arse over here and stop sooking you fuckin' fairy!
THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE IT!
- db
